| November 6, 2006
  
                   Garland the ground staff  
                    Was it this same year  when the carnage happened at Wanderer's stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa?  The sight was pretty gruesome – bodies thrown everywhere, the cuts, the bruises  and the blood-letting. Not a single bowler escaped unscathed, when each side  ran through the opposition's bowling department, plundering in excess of 400  runs each. And some even went on to the crown that match between Proteans and  the Poms as the greatest one day game ever played. While the title is a little  far fetched when measured in terms of performances in each of the departments -  bowling, batting and fielding, instead of stellar performances in just one category  alone, there is virtually no contest awarding the "Black Monday"  epithet for the day for the sheet toll the match inflicted on everything -  bowling, fielding, senses and the very essence of cricket. First, it was the  300 barrier, then it was the 350 hurdle and then this 400. And the only one  that still remains standing (wobbling) is the individual 200 mark. And by the  current standards of feather-beds, docile and shaved-off turfs, the day is not  far when the final pin is going to come down without a whimper. If one days  chipped away at the technique, temperament and skill of the game, one rule (almost  always favoring the batsmen) at a time, then the feather-beds provided for the  perfect cemeteries for the art of bowling, closing in on the coffin one restriction  at a time. A few years from here, it would no wonder, if one walks into a one  day game, and find that the bowlers have been replaced with ball hurling  machines at the opposite end, and all that the game entails is, how many times  a bastman can hit the ball thrown at him, over the ropes. Once the  administration smelt the scent of the green in the game, and the prospect of  crowds in rapture over the batsman, propelling himself a few feet forward from  the crease, and carting the cherry into the stands, seemed like a golden goose,  the charade has truly begun. The game became as much an even contest between  the bat and the ball, as much it is fair game throwing a young pup in the ring  against Mike Tyson in his peak form - without any gloves on. Amidst days of  such gloom and gore, that part of the purist mind which stills yearns for an fair  treatment of the leather against the willow, rejoices in joy at the rare sight  of the ball continuously and menacingly dominate the bat, just as it did in the  just concluded Champion's trophy. Australians didn't win the trophy and neither  did the West Indies lose it. The victory was  for bowlers everywhere. It is the bowling fraternity cutting across the party  lines that deserved the kudos and the bravos and the congratulations here. The  sight of the batsman coming way forward and hitting a good length delivery over  the mid-wicket region by just throwing his bat across and connecting, the sights  of a no-name tail-ender who tries to reverse sweep a fast bowler for a boundary  and succeeding at that, the sights of a technically sound batsman abandoning  his natural game of great flair and instead resorting to wild antics to please  the cheering galleries – Champions trophy was a slap in the face of every such  sight. The ball had the bounce, it produced the occasional zip, it curried  favors even to the slower bowlers. Whenever the batsman seemed to be running  away with the game, getting carried away by the blaze of his personal glory,  the pitch stepped in and pulled them back, providing the much needed succour to  the bowler, gifting him with a surprise bounce or an unexpected skid. If it is the bowlers  that worked for this applause on the field, there is one more category working  behind the scenes that deserves special mention and sincere appreciation and  that is the ground staff – the rollers, the preparers and the curators. They  are often ignored when the batting bloodbaths happen, and they are  unceremoniously blamed, when bowlers take an upper hand. For once, here, in the  month-long proceedings, they cannot be blamed for the immaculate variety in the  the pitches they offered, quite unusual for the standard subcontinental fares -  hard, juicy, bouncy and above all, lively. Along with the bowlers, they are the  ones that emerged the true champions. And then, there are  the Australians. The closest that anybody could come to having this kind of  ruthless hegemony that Aussie cricket has, in sporting history, is the West Indies cricket during the early to the late  seventies. A seemingly unending supply of pace batteries, batsmen, who seldom  offer truce (leave alone, respect) even to a deserving opposition, and the  fielding department that could produce blinders from the thin sky and which is  capable of hitting the right from anywhere in the entire ground, without the  benefit of the margins of error - the Australian unit is just an unstoppable  juggernaut that is leagues ahead, in every aspect of the game, right from  behind the scenes administration to on the field implementation, when compared  to the rest of the "also ran" sides. Whenever an occasional blip  occurs in their sporting graph, like a rare drubbing from an unsuspecting  minnow (read, the memorable Bangladesh  victory), the system automatically corrects itself, rectifying the anomaly and  continuing on the path of progress, as though it never occurred in the first  place. Going the current evaluation of all the other sides' strengths and  weaknesses, it is highly unlikely that this Australian side is going to be  threatened, with anything other than a facile one off victory once in a while,  in years (if not, decades) to come. And anybody who gets to beat these one-day  champions on any given day deserve to be called just day – one day champion,  not more. If only hopes,  wishes, dreams, prayers and aspirations can double for runs, wickets,  boundaries, catches and run-outs, Team India can become the de-facto champion  of any tournament it takes part in, given the strength of the one billion  number behind it. Until that wishful thinking can turn into a reality, here is  to one more tournament of losses, early departures, disappointments, near  misses and split milk. The unit has to become professional exclaimed an  exasperated fan after yet another loss - well, the team is playing round the  clock in any given calendar year, with no time for recuperation or regrouping,  the contract system has been firmly put in place, assuring the wary lot worrying  on the fringes and the sidelines that they would be taken care of no matter  what, coaches of all kinds (bowling, fielding, physio, psycho etal) have been  hired. Yet the results seem to be completely contrasting when it comes to  serious tournaments involving all the major teams. There are 2 options here -  1. Acceptance, that the team is only average to above-average at best, and this  is the best it could do in the best of circumstances. Train an ass in all the  latest and greatest methodologies and techniques at the disposal of the  humankind, and it still does things in its own asinine way. Accept the fact and  move on. 2. Changing things - not the team, but the turf. And this does not  involve professionalizing the team, hiring coaches and drawing up contracts.  All it takes is hiring dispassionate curators, who cringe at the idea of  chopping off the green in the middle, and exhibit the heartless ruthlessness of  providing only bowler friendly conditions, even if it means fewer runs and  shorter game time. Unless the opposition  dreads at the idea of peppering short deliveries to intimidate the batsmen, for  the fear of being pulled into the stands for maximum runs, unless the  opposition is forced on constant back foot, confounded with the kind of  delivery to be bowled next, for the reason that the batsmen are quite equipped  to handle all sorts of deliveries - and this can only happen if the grass is  green on this side - the rest is all just dressing on the dinner plate. If the  BCCI is indeed serious about the future and the prospect of the team, retaining  the same ground staff that has worked for this trophy seems the only way out,  for, they truly know how to spot champions. Tell 
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