12 November 2009
1. You will be very sexy if you were a woman.
Ans: I don’t know about being sexy but surely I will know better than a woman on how to please a man.
2. Fear is the only pure instinct and there is nothing wrong in having it.
Ans: My quest is to understand the core of that instinct so that I can ride on it instead of it riding me.
3. U got terrific screen presence.
Ans: I am blushing.
4. Is there anyone who intellectually challenges you?
Ans: I am too busy relishing my own intelligence to even look at others intelligence.
5. Were your photos placed for self build-up?
Ans: Anything I do is only for self build-up.
6. Have you ever donated your blood?
Ans: I won’t even donate my sweat.
7. My passion is to get married.
Ans: Nice knowing you.
8. What would have happened if Ayn Rand and Nietzsche fell in love with each other?
Ans: For sure they would not have had children.
9. I am tired of you.
Ans: Sleep.
10. What if my talent is not useful in any field?
Ans: Invent your own field.
11. What are your thoughts on Satyajit Ray’s films?
Ans: Never seen any.
12. Your philosophy provides more freedom of expression and less guilt in pleasure.
Ans: Actually my philosophy is about not feeling guilty to be free and to take pleasure in your expressions
13. You are like a frog in well.
Ans: I am and the well is my universe.
14. Why don’t you act?
Ans: That’s the only thing I do in real life so in films I stick to direction.
15. Inventiveness makes you twist some truly good ideas and dismiss them off as bad ones.
Ans: The question is good ideas for whom, and dismissing off why?
16. What are you gaining from your blog and losing?
Ans: I am gaining insight and losing time.
17. How can a person like you bring out such beautiful emotions of a woman in such a tender way in the song “Alupannadi undha” in ‘Gaayam’?
Ans: Hello! For your info I never met anyone who is more tender than me towards women.
18. You said “I don’t care about being loved by anybody and that’s where my independence comes from”. What is if your mother thought the same?
Ans: Just because my mother was stupid enough to love me I also need not be stupid enough to expect to be loved.
19. What do you say about Jesus Christ?
Ans: I am not into Gods without muscles and weapons.
20. Your philosophies are very scary. They twist normal conventional logic.
Ans: Normal conventional logics are very abnormally twisted to start with and my philosophies re-twist them again to make them normal, and you are scared because you also realize this truth. Otherwise you would just reject them instead of getting scared of them.
21. Did you brief Manoj Bajpai how to enact the Guru Narayan killing scene in “Satya”?
Ans: I didn’t. It was his approach.
22. I don’t get “live by accident and die by intent”.
Ans: It was a metaphor on live as in success and die as in failure.
23. Could you say something on how you approach lighting in your films?
Ans: I just get them lit the way I want to see them.
24. A girl says that I am your chamcha. What to do?
Ans: You tell her that I am your vessel.
25. Do you think filmmaking is an art?
Ans: The finest.
26. After reading your posts I can’t believe that you passed out of engineering.
Abns: Well. That’s a comment on our education system.
27. What is a woman according to you?
Ans: She is the greatest creation of God as long as she does not nag, does not tell you what to do and does not expect you to talk after sex.
Other articles by Ram Gopal Varma:
Chitti's Bar (9 Nov 2009)
My reaction to reactions (7 Nov 2009)
My reaction to reactions (1 Nov 2009)
Delusioninstitutes (27 Oct 2009)
My reaction to reactions (26 Oct 2009)
My reaction to reactions (16 Oct 2009)
Dustbin Fortunes (9 Oct 2009)
Remote TERRORists (2 Oct 2009)
My reaction to reactions (29 Sep 2009)
Titles and posters (29 Sep 2009)
My reaction to reactions (25 Sep 2009)
A fighter's mind (20 Sep 2009)
My reaction to reactions (16 Sep 2009)
The Inbetweenists (12 Sep 2009)
My reaction to reactions (12 Sep 2009)
My reaction to reactions (1 Sep 2009)
a SILENT shout
My reaction to reactions (22 Aug 2009)
The Obama Effect
My reaction to reactions (19 Aug 2009)
Programme F**k ups
My reaction to reactions (16 Aug 2009)
My reaction to reactions (12 Aug 2009)
The real HoRROR (about Agyaat reviewers)
Lock-up lessons
My reaction to reactions
The Psychological aspect of BGM
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